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What movies have not aged well?

12.06.2025 00:01

What movies have not aged well?

Moonraker

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

The Man with the Golden Gun

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You Only Live Twice

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

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-”Ah so!”

From Russia With Love

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

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-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Octopussy

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

I’m 26 years old and a married woman. My husband hates my flat chest. What is the permanent solution?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Dr No

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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

A View to a Kill

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Goldfinger

Diamonds Are Forever

Live and Let Die